When my uncle got married, he married a lady from Thailand, and for the longest time i thought it was called "Toyland" and me being 5 i bugged my dad to go there.
A childhood belief about places

others believed things like this
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- I thought all teachers in school were married to each otherAnon
- I thought that to get married, your spouse had to have the same eye color as you did.Anon
- I thought when you get married you have to fill out a form to get a baby and then you get one.— Danielle
- When I was younger I thought that to elope was to run off and get pregnant before you got married.Anon