i used to believe that a blowjob was where you work at a barber
but my mom explained it to me
i didn't understand it all so i carried on thinking that it's when you get
a hairdryer and dry a man's hair around his penis!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- a blowjob is were a girl blew ur penis up after sex.......stupid i know.— james
- When I was 14 I asked my mum what a blowjob was and she said it was something you did with your hair!!Anon
- I didn't understand about boiled eggs until my Mum explained I wasn't supposed to eat the shell as well.— Chris
- When i was younger i thought that the left testicle carried boys and the right testicle carried girls.— Ed
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- I use to believe that I could understand what my cat was thinking/saying. So I translated for about 2 years.— Cat Speaker