my uncle was about 5 and he found a condom in his dads dressor. he took it to school for show and tell and said it was a "crayon holder".
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- When I was younger I thought the disc holder for our TV would explode if you put too many discs in. Anon
- I believed that I had a fake right big toe, having lost my real one in the plug holder (thanks Helen!)— Mike
- this guy i used to go to school with thought that Ned Kelly was his uncleAnon
- I used to think that 'non toxic' was a color. I always did wander why is was written on every crayon.— Maddy
- I used to think there was a crayon called "window color." Turns out there isn't. — Not the brightest crayon in the box
- I usied to believe that there were lobsters under my dads couch!!— Jessie