When I was little my cousin told me that there was a pee monster and poop monster under my bed. SHe said that when no one was in the room they would come out and make baby pee/poop monsters and the sheets would be all poopy and drenched in pee and you wouldn't see them under your bed. I don't beleive this now
A childhood belief about under my bed

others believed things like this
- the poopy man. he would pick your poop up when you flush— annie
- I used to believe that when you went poop a monster would eat it— Confused till age 7 now 11
- I used to beleive that eggs were actually poop from chickens, and that eating it would make you throw up.Anon
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka