When I was little I used to hear about not drinking and driving, but I thought it meant you couldn't drink anything so one day when my mom was drinking coffee in the car, I wondered why we didn't get arrested.
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- until 12 yo i thought buying and drinking coffee was illegal when you were under 18:) — smarty
- Drinking coffee before your 12 yrs, old will make the white in your eyes turn brown.— dawn b.
- i used to believe that drinking and driving was when you were drinking while driving— fay
- as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!Anon
- If i was drinking out of the toilet, i could have been killed!— Slinx