when i was little my mom always told me the old tale about babies coming from storks. she used to say that she was pregnant with me at my aunt's wedding so i always had this picture of my mom in a pretty dress, sitting in a pew and all of a sudden a stork dropped me into her stomach and she got fat. then i learned how it REALLY worked.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- Until i was 7,I believed that the stork actually delivered babies.
I was a very stupid kid....— DumbKid - That when people kissed at a wedding that's when the women got pregnant— Conner
- I used to believe that babies were made when the bride and groom kissed at the weddingAnon
- I used to believe that Madonna's "dress you up in my love" was "dress you up in nylon."Anon
- I used to think you could get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat.— Lisa
- i used to belive that babies came from the stomachAnon