I used to think that the worst thing you could ever say was "fudge buckets", because thats what my mom said when she was really angry instead of swearing in front of us.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- When I asked my dad how bees collect honey he told me that they carry around little tiny buckets. — Shana
- I used to believe that swearing was just saying, “I swear!”Anon
- I used to believe there was a legal age limit to swearing.— sarah
- i used to think that franch was actually swearing !!!! until i realised it was just like english lol :PAnon
- that the smallw arts on my dads neck were caused by swearing!— steve
- when I was a kid, I used to believe that when thundered, it was because god was angry— deividi brasil br locao