When I was a kid, I thought my mother and a neighbor frequently gave each other rings (rings like one wears on one's finger). I watched to see them wearing all those new rings, but I never did. I didn't realize yet that when they said, "I'll give you a ring", they were talking about making phone calls to each other.
A childhood belief about telephones

others believed things like this
- I used to believed that the children borned by tucking the finger info nunptial rings!!!— Silvia Mazzei
- When I was a kid I loved to eat onion rings, until I realized that they were made with onions.— Beth Pärssinen
- When the police are talking about "rap sheets," I thought that the criminals were making rap music.Anon
- I always thought that my relatives were really tiny, and inside my phone when I talked to them on the phone.Anon
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees - I used to believe that a half moon was gods finger nail, and his finger was pointing downwards.— clo