When my brother was little, my dad took him to a sauna, the kind with the benches, and he was fascinated. Later that evening, while company was over, he told my dad, "Tell mom about the hot bitches we saw today!" Her face was priceless.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that priceless meant free.— Neo
- I used to think that "priceless" meant free.— DAAA
- my Dad told me ice rinks were defrosted every evening and turned into swimming pools— neil
- I used to be very fascinated by the weather and sometimes wished I could have a tornado for a best friend.— Will
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon