when i was little i used to think the way to use a condom was to blow it up adn put it next to the bed on the night stand like a balloon on a string and it would protect you by lettin out a gass that you could breath and when the balloon was out of air you would be done having sex
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- When i was young I used to believe if I ate ham fat I was going to inflate like a balloon— a guy
- i usd to believe that if i put a balloon on a lawn chair that i could float up in the sky and around the worldAnon
- My older brother used to tell me that if I "untied" it, I'd fly around the room like a balloon. — Gullible youth
- up until puberty I thought that my nipple would inflate like a balloon to form a breast— EiEi
- I used to believe that everytime a balloon was released , it meant that a child had recently died.— Samantha
- If you swallowed chewing gum it would make a balloon inside you and your stomach would explodeAnon