when i was about 2-4 my parents were watching this comedian and it said something about a girl having a penis. i thought i had known that only guys had penises but that joke had confused me. i asked every man walking down the street if they had a penis but then one day my parents told me and i stopped...haha
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I used to think that oral sex was when the guy put his penis in the girl's belly buttonAnon