Before i knew how to read, my sister told me that the grocery store "grand union" was pronounced "grand onion" because she was not actually that good at reading. i figured that they must be well-known for their onions...
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I loved to eat onion rings, until I realized that they were made with onions.— Beth Pärssinen
- My Grand father told me that if i swallowed chewing gum i would stick to the toilet— Mr Jones
- We would drive by UNION BANK here in California and I would say "Onion bank!" My Mom would bust up laughing.— BINGO
- I was convinced that Indians had dug the Grand Canyon.— Tom Sackett
- when was little i used to believe that if you won the grand national you would become prime ministerAnon
- When I saw my grand mother was very old I used to believe an Egyptian mummy!!!!
— Eomer83