I used to think that the cafeteria workers were actually lunch teachers, and the janitors were really the cleaning teachers.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- I used to believe that teachers built missiles when they went to the teachers lounge.— HOLLIS
- I used to believe teachers never had to go to the bathroomAnon
- I used to think that my teachers knew everything. — Unknown
- I used to think that teachers were all nice. — name
- I used to think that priests and teachers never used the bathroom.Anon