When I was about 3 or so, my dad would take me to the park, where they had this donkey on a large spring that you would sit on and rock back and forth to pretend like you were riding it. He got tired of me riding it all the time and once he said to my Aunt "She's gonna go ride the damn donkey again." Some time later, I don't remember if it was to them or to someone else, I said "I was riding the damn donkey!"
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- a donkey is just a small horse.Anon
- When i was young about 5 i used to think god was a donkey with a long beard!Anon
- I used to belive that Donkey's were a type of horse. How stupid of me lololAnon
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon
- I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.— Dee