My dad calls diarreah the "hershey squirts" so growing up I always thought hersheys chocolate gave people the runs. Looking back, I'm lucky I didn't think diarreah WAS hersheys chocolate.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- my dad told me that hershey park was made completely out of chocolateAnon
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- I used to believe that chocolate milk came from chocolate cows.— Scott
- I used to believe that brown cows reaaly gave chocolate milk. — Michael Pacitti
- I believed for a long time that brown cows gave chocolate milk!— Evil Mom