When we were in church, about to have offering, the preacher said "Let us give unto God." I thought the ushers sat the plates there after and God beamed up the money into heaven.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I thought you were supposed to take money out of the collection at church.— Wangchuk
- I used to belive that if you went up to an ATM it would just give you money out that is not your own money.Anon
- I used to believe that every time I went to church, I got "points" to go to heaven. — Poxy
- I used to believe that a bank was a place where they give out money to peopleAnon
- When i was child i used to believe that when i lose one tooth, a little mouse will give me some money.— Daniele
- when i was a child i used to believe if i put my tooth under the bed the tooth fairy would give me money— milena