one day while in the car I picked up my mothers redbook magazine and started reading some article about sex.Well I got to this part that started talking about testicles. When i asked my mom what they were she just frowned and grabbed the mag away....I never learned what they were until about a year later
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time?? - i used to think when it started raining it was god flushing the toilet— edel
- I used to think that raisins were dead flies. I only recently started to eat them again.— Toinette'
- I used to believe that when we left a room the TV set started to speak about other things — Nur
- i used to think "black dog" by led zeppelin started out like, "big-legged momma, see the way you moo."— ginny
- I was sure that Adelaide (where I lived) was the capital of Australia because they both started with
"A"— fiona