The first times my mom made me use a toilet to do #2 i would cry because i thought if you poo'd you would empty out.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo
- I used to think that the right sides of roads are empty in England, since everyone drives on the left.Anon
- I used to think that "One, two, three times a lady"
was: "one, two, three times related"Anon - I thought you could vote as many times as you want, not just once.— Lord Zedd
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon
- I used to believe that if I flushed the toilet before I showered, I would take a shower in dirty toilet water.— Chris D