I used to think the stork brought us to our parents house. Honestly, I remember and friend of mine and me talking, we both agreed that storks had to have brought us, because our parents would do something as disgusting as having sex.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- When I was a child I used to believe children were being brought by stork.— Matteo
- I remember once a friend of mine told me that when ever you hold in your pee it would make your balls stronger— Zao
- whenever the tv announcer said "brought to you", I thought it was one word - "brotue".Anon
- I thought when i was a kid, that all mailboxes had tubes that brought your mail to the person u sent it to.— Andrew
- I used to believe that all parents were called "Inge and Dirk", just like mine— eva
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne