My parents couldn't afford to get me a real cabbage patch kid, so I had a knock-off, with someone else's signature on the butt. I also had a space heater in my room for cold nights. For some reason, one evening just before bed, my mother decided it was important to tell me that some bad men had been using fake cabbage patch kid dolls to smuggle explosives into the country, and I should keep my doll away from the heater at all costs or it would explode and burn the house down. I hid the heater in the closet and threw my precious doll out the window.
A childhood belief about toys

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that Cabbage Patch Kids were made from real cabbage XD— foxxip
- My mother told me that if I lay too close to our electric radiator (heater) my brains would melt.
— robyn c. - i used to believe that the sun was a big heater spining around— rasverone
- I used to think that the music from a car radio came out of the heater/air vents in the dashboard.— Joe
- I used to think that heater was spelled "header"(which i didn't know was pronounced hedder)— Olivia
- My Sister Once Said That Polly Pocket Was A Real Girl That Got Shrunk To Doll Size And Turned Into A Doll.— Jamie