i used to believe i was a boy and weed standing up but then my mom said that i was meant to sit down this is the 2nd person i have ever told in my 29 years i have lived!!!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- I used to think that "No standing signs" meant that you weren't allowed to actually stand in the area!Anon
- I used to believe that if you weed your pants, an alarm would go off and everyone would know you did it.— Mr Ice Creamie
- I used to believe that if someone lived "overseas", it just meant that they lived by the ocean.Anon
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- I used to think that everyone had a little person just like them that all lived in the telephone.— Jenni