When I was very little, I used to beleive that if you held your poop in long enough, that it would turn to pee. So for a very long time I was saying "Ahhhhh, It turned into pee". No one in my family ever knew what I was talking about.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if I stared at the sun for a long time, I could make day turn to night.— Big J
- i used to believe that if you watched TV for a long time, your eyes would turn into squares.Anon
- I used to believe that if you left crumbs out for a long period of time, they would turn into ants.— Bylaberrie
- I used to believe that if you had to fart and held it in too long that it would cause you to blow upAnon
- I used to believe that if you held a fart in long enough it would come out as a burp.— Chris
- I used to believe that coin change could turn into actual paper money if you left it alone for a long time. — Marcus O