when i was first born , the first thing my nice bro said about me was,"I really don't like her dicky-bird," He was talking about my umbillical cord[and his penis]
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that I was older than my brother because I was born in June and he was born in OctoberAnon
- i believe that if im born in december im older then people born in may— runawayfox16
- until the age of 6 i didnt know bird had feet.Anon
- i used to believe if a cat ate a bird the cat would eventually GROW WINGS!— nightmare
- I once for some reason thought a Mantis was a bird, instead of a bug...— Laurie J.