My Mom is a Protestant and my Dad's a Catholic; when I was little me and my sister always used to go to church with my Dad and I never understood why my Mom never came. So when I was about 5 my friend stayed over on Saturday night and came to church with me, my sister and my Dad and asked why my Mom didn't come so I announced infront of the whole congregation proudly "Because she's a PROSTETUTE!", evidently we never went to that church again.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- I used to believe the local Catholic church was Disney Land.— Sherri
- when i was little i thought god changed my name the first day i went to church— stephanie
- That the city of Christchurch was a big church which everybody lived in.— Christine
- I used to believe that Darth Maul lived in my church.— Sarah