Until I was about 13 (I was a naive and overprotected child) I thought that men got up in the morning and put on their new clean condom everyday just like they put on their underwear. That way they had it on when they were ready to have sex.
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- when i was i child i used to believe that everyday there was a new sun in the sky.— wally
- I used to believe that women got pregnant from rubbing her underwear on a man's underwear.Anon
- When I was a child I used to believe that cows gave ready butter.— Bane
- When I was young I used to believe that Euthanasia was a youth movement in Asia- how naive is that!!!— Ruth
- When I was little I thought a condom was short for condominiam Anon
- When I was about 6 years old, I thought "condom" was short for "condominium!"— Confused Child