I thought family jewels were heirloom rings.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think heirloom plants grew antiques— Honorary intern Hector
- When I was a kid I loved to eat onion rings, until I realized that they were made with onions.— Beth Pärssinen
- I used to believed that the children borned by tucking the finger info nunptial rings!!!— Silvia Mazzei
- I was about 6 and thought my family invented the fart because I never heard anyone outside my family do it.— Bob
- I used to think that in the song"Family Affair, they were saying "It's a family of bears!"— Wayne Huffman
- I used to believe that our family was the only family that farted.— Teri