i remember my friends last name was 'testicle' (lol i no!!!) an i thought it meant tentacle so once my brother said 'Do you know what a tessticle is???' and i said, 'Yes, octopuses hav eight.'
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When i was younger i thought that the left testicle carried boys and the right testicle carried girls.— Ed
- i used to think the word "friendship" meant a special kind of rocketship that you went on with your friends.— chips ahoy!
- Does anybody remember that song "OUT OF REACH" well i remember i used to sing it as "BATTEERRRRYYY". — meeeeeeeee
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- One of my friends told me that when he was a kid he thought windmills were used to keep cows cool!— Julie
- My friends son thought tampons were for mufflers for women so that they wouldn't fart. Anon