when i was in about 1st or 2nd grade,my best friend had told me that little boy's wee-wee's would stand up if they had to go pee. it was in about 7th grade when that thought surfaced again and i realized that boy's wee-wee's dont stand up when they have to pee...
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that adam and the ants' stand and deliver was 'stand in your liver'.....— wook
- When I was a child I used to believe that stand up pianos actually told jokes as well as playing music.— L MAN
- When I was little, I thought that since boys stood up to pee, they could stand up to poop.— Lacey
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that when people died, they would stand up and walk to their own graves.— Mark (england)
- I used to think that "No standing signs" meant that you weren't allowed to actually stand in the area!Anon