when i was in about 5th grade, i had a friend who was so naive about sex that she thought a blow job was somthing you could do with your hair and a blow dryer
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- I used to think that a blow job was drying your hair, like blowing your hair dry.Anon
- i used to believe that a blow job was when you got payed to blow up ballowns— blown away
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- I thought if i picked my nose too many times, my head would blow up.— i m a moron
- when i first heard the term, "blowjob" I thought it had to do with those Blow Pop suckers — :P