When I was little, I thought the song "Turkey In The Straw" ment there was a miniature turkey in a drinking straw.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- i used to believe the proverbial "straw that broke the camels back" was a drinking straw. sadly, i was 23. — jennie kay
- I thought people from Turkey actually praised turkeys...Anon
- Through second grade I always concluded the pledge with '...indivisible, with liberty and just a straw.'— George
- I used to beleive that a straw would float in soda because a little invisible elf would hold it up.— Mike
- Thanks to my grandmother, I used to believe that my belly button was where Jesus blew me up with a straw.— Michele
- Up until I was 10 I used to believe turkey was vegetarian.Anon