My mom told me that when my dog became "aroused" and the red part of his genitals came out it meant he wanted to go for a walk. I used to point it out to everyone that visited my house exclaiming "it was time to keep my dog from getting bored" I never understood why people would laugh at me
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to think that being "horny" meant you were aroused by the sound of a bike horn. Anon
- I used to beleive that if you point at a graveyard, it would point back!!(whatever that meant)— scary ashley
- As a youngster, my older brother told me that polish sausage was really the bull's genitals. — Ross
- when I was little my uncle told me he was part bear. I believed people could be part bear until I was twelve. — Audrey
- I used to think that board games were called bored games because you play them when you're bored.Anon
- i thought there was a door in the back of the tv and if you wanted to be on tv you just walk in— fred