when i was 4 i thought that when you shut the tv off, your program would stop right there where you left it, so you could come back later and continue...
but then my whole world was shattered the day my mom and i went to the store in the middle of Batman and then i came home to find the evening news running instead.
i still hate the evening news.
A childhood belief about tv

others believed things like this
- From a TV news program about freedom fighters, I though that `Gorrillas` could use guns.— adrian
- I used to beleive that the clouds went away in the evening.— Stacie
- I was never able to get a good answere as to what hour of the day "evening" actually began— Tad
- my Dad told me ice rinks were defrosted every evening and turned into swimming pools— neil
- I believed Walter Cronkite knew everything, that's why they let him do the news.— Dixon
- I used to think that the Huey Lewis and the News song "I Want a New Drug" went "I Want a New Truck".— Chloe