When I was young, I believed that while a woman was giving birth, if she and her husband french kissed while she was pushing, the baby would come out faster.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- When I was younger I thought French Kissin gwas when to french people kissed.......Hah....Stupid huh??? — ~Duckie~
- I used to think that to give birth, a woman had a slit cut into her inner thigh, and the baby would come out.Anon
- I used to believe that a woman gave birth by pressing her belly button and the baby popped out.
— Tasha K - i used to think when you had an orgasm you were giving birth— splooger
- Until I was five, I used to think that women gave birth to baby girls and men gave birth to baby boys— Cassidy K
- that if u ever kissed a boy you would have a baby— maha