When I was young, my mother would say "May I speak to..." when she made a phone call. I thought she was saying "Mass peak to..." So, when I got old enough to call my friends, I would say,"Mass peak to Jill?" or whoever it was that I called.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon
- I am Catholic. I used to believe that the Father presenting the Mass was in fact God himself.— Lindsey
- I used to call croutons "concretes" because they were so crunchy, I thought they were made of concrete.— Scary Dream
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time?? - My mother used to call my behind "a paw paw" and for many years I refused to eat paw paws (papayas)— Garth
- i thought that soft drinks in America would explode in a person's mouth bocause they call it 'pop'.— Aussie!