I was visiting my neighbors. My neighbor was shaving and put some aftershave on my cheeks. A little joke to him but a major problem to me.
I was sure I would grow a beard within a day!
A childhood belief about hair

others believed things like this
- I use to think labor day was neighbor day where you would go out and visit all your neighbors.— euphonic
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- i used to think next door neighbors were "next store neighbors"Anon
- I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out— jackL
- i used to think that your butt cheeks is where your poop was stored. Anon
- I used to believe that i was turning into a clown whenever I cried becase my cheeks and nose would become red— melissa