I used to think for some reason that when you wore clothes with buttons on them, you put on the shirt and then somebody came up and sewed them on your body and they stabbed you with a needle as they did it. i still rarely wear shirts with buttons.
A childhood belief about appearance

others believed things like this
- i uses to believe that boys wee'd out of their belly buttons.— boys and toilets
- I used to believe that babies came out of belly buttons — kels
- that bunnies came out of belly buttonsAnon
- I used to belief that women had babies by pressing their belly buttons!— amy
- i used to believe that guys pulled out their outie belly buttons and that's how they peed.— Sky
- I used to believe that belly buttons were for putting the salt in while you were eating celery in bed.— David T