When I was little I would always get in trouble for saying 'Jesus Christ' if I dropped or broke something, so I thought it was a swear word. I remember driving past a church 'The Church of Jesus Christ', and I couldn't figure out why I wasn't allowed to say it buy churches were.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- Iused to believe the statue of Jesus was really him and our church got mad at him and nailed him up there.— The Fidiot
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy