My grandpa told me that one in every four kids were chinese. Since there were four of us, I belived for the longest time that i was chinese.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- For the longest time I thought that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very "chinese" nose...Anon
- I didn't quite grasp the concept of time zones, and thought that Chinese kids went to school at night.— Giselle
- I used to believe that if you touched Chinese people, they would break.— Christian
- i used to believe that euthanasia has something to do with young chinese people— CW
- I used to think the person who delivered Chinese food came all the way from China to do it.— Savana
- The Chinese language just had three words: ching, chang, and chong.— MD Caruso