I had a friend who thought Shumk was the most horrible swear in the world. Whenever i used it she would yell at me and hit me.
what a shmuk
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I thought there was a disease "Bigpox" that was like Smallpox only more horrible..— Xenomorph
- I thought that "heck" was a less horrible version of hell for people who were only KIND OF evil.— Oizys
- When I was at primary school I thought you had to be at least 18 to swear.— Mike W
- I thought there were some swear words so bad if you said them you would go to jail!— Mexicrat
- i used to yell at the moon and sun for following me— rachel
- My sibs and I thought that the screen door was called the "scream door" so Mom could yell at us through it. — Kyle