I resent my mom for laughing at me when I asked, after a visit to the department store, "Why do men swear?"...of course it was the menswear dept.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the short display beds at department stores were for dwarfs.— p
- I used to believe that swearing was just saying, “I swear!”Anon
- I used to believe that bizarre was a swear word.Anon
- I used to believe that “shut up” was a swear word.Anon
- When I was at primary school I thought you had to be at least 18 to swear.— Mike W
- i used to believe that if you said a swear word you would turn into the opposite sex the next day— jess