I used to think that semen were sea-men. So when I heard semen came out of peoples penis's that sea-men came out into the world to marry Mermaids. How wrong I was!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I thought that Siemens was a factory where they manufacture semen for the bodies.Anon
- I used to think that spam was semen so I was very confused when people talked about buying it in tins.— EB
- I used to believe that peoples ears grew so that when the world blew up we would be able to fly away.— Ears
- Im 16 but i still like to think mermaids and faries are real!— Capri
- I used to belief that mermaids lived in underground drains. Anon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon