Around the age of 5, I was just SURE that if I pooped AND peed at the same time, Id die right there on the toilet.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- I was scared that if I peed too much, the toilet would flood— scarlett
- i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would dieAnon
- I believed that chickens pooped eggs (male and female)— WHAT-A-Doodle-WHO??
- The more you cried, the less you peed.Anon
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon