When i was 7, i thought f*** was some sort of naughty British name for a street in London because that's what my mom said it was. A few months later, I was at a sleepover and my friends asked if i knew what f*** meant and i told them what my mom had told me and my friend cracked up and told me what it "really meant"(she said it was a female dog.) I argued with her for a good hour and a half and we stayed in a fight for 3 months. Now that we both know what f*** means, we joke about our fight all the time.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I thought when adults talked about "sleeping with" someone they meant a sleepover!— Alberto Richardson
- My sister told me that if you had sweetcorn in your poo, you had six months to live! I cried for weeks — Billy
- My sister used to think that because I was 15 months older than her, I would die 15 months before her!— Nicola Braden
- I used to believe that "nuptial" was a naughty word. I thought it meant nipple. XD— Sara Hagen
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil
- I used to believe that everytime i saw a helicopter the A-team were in it on their way to fight the baddies!— Natalie