Apparently the only pictures of male anatomy my grandmother had seen before she was married were pics of the man's privates blocked out by a fig leaf, like a adam/eve kind of thing. She told me that when she married my grandfather, she thought he was malformed. It wasn't until she gave birth to a son that she figured out that ALL men look like that.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that an erection only occured after a male was married and that it was a permanent thing.Anon
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- I used to believe that when you got married you immideatly got pregnant and so I was terrified to get married— leo
- When i was little i thought that the mom's gave birth to the daughters and the dad's gave birth to the sons. Anon
- I used to believe that mommies gave birth to girls and daddies gave birth to boys. — Jackie
- I used to believe that women gave birth to girls and Men gave birth to boys— Rob