when I was like 4 or so I used to believe that if I put my dirty underwear back in my drawer it would be clean the next time I took it out.
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that the "coin wash" was to clean my dirty pennies.— rmutt
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs
- I used to think the lady behind the cash register at the A & P got to keep all the money in the drawer.Anon
- I use to believe in the toothfairy until i found all my missing baby teeth in my mom's jewlery box drawer.— Ashley Bailey
- I used to believe that "utensils" were underwear!— Haley