I really believed that a brothel was where you got broth.I heard my aunt talking about "that brothel they call a cafe" once, and whenever I went there, there were always old men sitting around with bowls of home made broth.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a brothel was where poor people used to go to get free broth.— Rob. UK
- I used to think a brothel was another word for a soup kitchen.Anon
- my aunt used to tell me that pinapples made your eyebrows grow. i believed it till i was about 10.— Anna
- i used to believe that a sign in a cafe bone-fide meal meant meat with a bone in it— roy
- I used to call croutons "concretes" because they were so crunchy, I thought they were made of concrete.— Scary Dream
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon