when i was little i used to think there were little men inside every person's body, and they would poke u with pitchforks to make you itch, and when u swallowed something they would pull it down, and when u...ahem...pooped, the little men would be jumping on it to make it leave u faster...i was a weird little child
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that ants walked inside your body and that's what caused an itch.Anon
- If you swallowed chewing gum it would make a balloon inside you and your stomach would explodeAnon
- When I was little I believed little men and little women worked inside my body to make everything work.— Ashley
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- Red shoes make you run faster. — Ann B.
- I used to believe that I HAD to make up my own language and teach it to everyone. I was soo weird.— one day maybe!