When I was younger, maybe 4 or 5, this girl my aunt babysat was my best friend. We were together everyday. Well, one day we were playing in my room, and she said, you know what that thing between your legs is? My mom said it was a "bagina". I felt so smart! Later that day I went up to my aunt and said, I have a bagina!! and she said that it's called a "susie". Up until I was about 10 or 11 I called it a susie! I finally learned though!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was little i always asked my mom if my aunt had ant legs or people legs.— kelly
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- my aunt used to have an imaginary friend who instead of having blood had 7-up in her veins.Anon
- I used to think a female daddy-long-legs was called a "mummy-long-legs".Anon
- When I was little - before we learned cursive - my sister and I called it 'real writing'. — Monty
- Until I was about 11, I thought it was called a 'Girl Cheese' sandwhich.— Chris