when i was 9, i was guesing what birthday present was and she said it rhymes with four, so i just kept on guessing diffrent letters in front of ore and when i got 2 h(hore) my mom yelled at me and i had no idea why
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- -nursery rhymes-
i used to believe that cows could jump over the moon when I was a kid.— Aloysius - Up until I was almost 11, I thought that a birthday suit was a special outfit you wore only on your birthdayAnon
- I used to think that a birthday suit was a special outfit you wear on your birthday— Bri
- I used to believe that on your birthday, you didn't advance to your next age until you ate your birthday cake.— Casi
- My parents have the same birthday -- month, day, and year. I though all mom's and dad's had the same birthday.— Cait
- I used to believe evrybody's privates were diffrent-- thus the name "privates"Anon