when i was about 6, and my dads boss would call our house my dad would turn the television down i thought he was trying to make the living room sound bigger, to impress his boss.
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that, if God would die, Santa Claus would be boss.— Judith
- I used to think that if you met your parents' boss, your parents would be fired!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!— Spoot
- i used to believe if i eat fish it would turn my stomach into a fishtank and make me turn into glass.Anon
- I used to believe the living room furniture would party after we all went to sleep.— Ellen
- I used to believe hat the news readers could see into my living room so i sed to undress behind the couch.— henri
- I thought that cars could only make turns when you used the turn signals...— Toby